History on my experiences:
None on mass markets of today, that is until May of 2008! My past experience on ships included the gambling cruises off the west and east coast in the early 1980's. Then onto operations of a private rail companies product "American Orient Express" (land cruise for lack of a better definition). Small ship cruising and working was an ideal feel and suited me well, like the train - small ships offer amenities and personalized services like no other products.
Large premium ships I love: Holland America, Princess (small ships too), Celebrity and others I am sure? I will try all of them over the next year.
Luxury mid market ships, ie: Oceania, Regent, Silverseas, Seabourn and Sea Dream Yachts make my heart skip a beat or two just booking a client, let alone participating on-board with a cruise. It is heaven on earth in my opinion, and the opinion of others. I will give you some testimonies later from passengers on a mass market ship recently.
Small Ship Cruising or Yachting: some of the ships listed above should be here, but there are others even smaller then the ones listed on my mid market list, and they are Clipper Cruise Line, Cruise West and American Safari among others. These are my favorites.
Now, this isn't 100% to the cruise markets definition, again this is my blog and I like this classification better then the ones from the industry. You want honest, your going to get it; some will like my feelings and beliefs other will not, for them it's only an opinion folks!
Recent cruise and review:
In may of 2008 I experienced a new type of travel for me, mass market cruising on a "Premium Class Ship".
Myth: Premium Class Ship is Luxury : Fact: Not in my opinion
Myth: Mass Market ships (large) are more active : Fact: No, as a matter of fact relaxing
Myth: Mass Market cruisers are either "over fed" or "nearly dead" Fact: far from the truth
Myth: Mass Market ships are all inclusive : Fact: far from the truth, more on this topic later
Myth: Mass Market ships are less expensive then luxury : Fact: far from the truth
Myth: Mass Market traditional dining is fun and interactive : Fact: far from the truth
Myth: Attending all activities is essential : Fact: save your sanity, do only what your into
Myth: You must eat 4 meals a day and visit the buffet : Fact: would you do this at home?
Myth: You eat unhealthy and way too much : Fact: not with the lite meal option availability
Myth: The crews are all perfect : Fact: they are human, snap into reality and treat with respect
Myth: The crew works very hard : Fact: the crews works incredibly hard - incredibly hard!
Myth: There is no private space on-board these ships : Fact: so many for your enjoyment
Myth: All passengers on your cruise are nice and like minded : Fact: grow up, we are all human
Myth: You won't have fun with all these people : Fact: it is what you make it, and you will love it
Comparison in my world:
Cruise ships (mass or premium class), are like Vegas on Ambian. The casinos are nice, small, clean, workable and yes they will take your money just like Vegas, and you will be surprised to learn the casino will allow you (on some ships) to charge up to 2,000 dollars to your stateroom over 24 hour period. Can you imagine this, sounds much like Vegas to me!
Comparison in my world:
Luxury lines, mid ship market; is like a fine boutique hotel on Steroids, glamorous, elegant, well balanced service above and beyond your expectations. Crew members filling your expectation before you know you are expecting it! It appears they think for you and for some reason you never see the cabin steward that is hiding under your bed, when you depart your cabin and a piece of paper makes it to the trash bin and you return a short time later only to fine the paper magically disappeared, your towels are replaced and you never saw your steward. How do they do this? Hope there isn't a camera in that room, because I will be the next U-Tube Star.
Okay Facts you need to know:
If your 30 - 59 you should only pick a cruise line that offers anytime or dine at will programs
If your over 60 and like old style cruising with forced dining times, pick traditional options only
If you truly enjoy good eats, go to the specialty restaurants, luxury lines often included, mass not
If you are a real drinker you may want to pick a luxury premium line, it's included
If you are taking your children on mass market, get the drink cards, pop is very expensive
Large ships, mass market is not close to being all inclusive, watch the charges for everything
Charges start from the time your on the gang plank, with the photo's that hand out all cruise
Soft drinks, fancy coffee drinks, bottled water, beer, wine, alcohol or soft drinks in the bar - cost
Plan on spending 50% more then your cruise fare for incidentals and tips on mass markets
Plan on spending nothing extra on premium luxury lines, with even gratuities included on most
Remember the price on the Internet is not your price, read the fine print, taxes, ports, surcharge
Book your cruise only with a qualified travel planner or agent, never on your own
Don't use the cruise line insurance, unless you only want replacement value and not medical
Book very early, six months to twelve months or within the last 90 days for best pricing
Don't misplace or leave your pool towels at the pool from your stateroom, $45 bucks each
The mini bar is not free on premium or mass market ships, only premium luxury liners
Specialty restaurants on most premium luxury lines are included in your fare
Specialty events on luxury lines will have additional charges, but only very special events
Land excursions can run into hundreds of dollars, and seems fun in a cashless environment
Land excursions are included with some luxury and small ship or yacht cruising lines
Suggestions:
Relax and accept a cruise for what it is, meals on wheels or floating hotel and nothing else
Make your own space on-board, enjoy the wonders out the window or on deck in a lounger
Don't drink too much, it isn't fun and your are in a limited environment so others are watching
Get involved in the events if you enjoy this, otherwise; play card games, board games
Don't use food as an activity, eat healthy in the spa or light meal options, don't do the buffet
Enjoy a treat in the afternoon, maybe a fresh pastry or house made ice cream no the buffet
If you are doing "traditional dining" please keep the medical conversations off the table
If you are doing "traditional dining" don't tell all or compare your life to others, no one cares
Find the piano bar, or quiet lounge, often no one is there and it is all yours
Cruising for singles is a lot of fun if your personality is strong and your comfortable alone
Read your daily activities closely, there is always single meets, support groups, life style groups
Take naps, you will find this is the best way to enjoy the cruise without exhausting yourself
Enjoy the gym, or splurge on a little pampering and spa treatments - you will feel brand new
Formal wear should be worn if you want to get the feel of the elegance (on formal night)
Semi Formal or "Informal" as the mass lines call it, should be a suit for men, dressy for women
Casual nights does not mean jeans, t-shirts and shorts, maybe a sport coat and open collar shirt
Afternoon Tea should always be Informal or dress up tea, it is all about the ambiance it creates
Dance and dance by yourself or with the activities staff, they love it and no one cares
**I was opposed to mass market cruising until a recent journey**I am still not a huge fan, but it has it's place and I did enjoy it, will recommend it to others and sell the product with conviction and knowledge about what to expect and not to expect**
One things is true, when dealing with this many other travelers, you see the normal things that you might wonder why? But that is life and you see this everyday in hotels, casinos, city streets, movies, theaters and any public venue, after all not everyone is considerate or compassionate.
My little rant:
You know the ship may run out of food some day, or even liquor - you never know so waiting in line 20 minutes before the restaurant opens or the bar opens will ensure you get your meal, don't worry - relax there is plenty, your on vacation and supose to be enjoying your friends and partners - don't wait in line! I see why most people think the food on mass market and premium large ships is good, they are the ones with less interest in pallete entertainment. I say this as culinary travel is my personal niche specialty. I don't like the food, although not without exception of some items, the food is good quality but over cooked or held way too long. They are trying to feed too many people at a sitting, 1200 to 2500 per seating! Even the best of chefs would find it hard to maintain a great quality with these quantities. But even my breakfast each day in my cabin was less then edible, mass production just doesn't cut it for me. Would I go again and continue to consume the food in the dining room, yes! Would I enjoy the alternative restaurants more, most definitely - it is worth the money and creates more of a luxury feeling on these mass market premium liners.
One note I should mention - Does it mean they are not a good product, not really, but once you have been wined and dined on a mid ship, full luxury line, and once on a mass market premium line - it doesn't take a degree in cruising to know what is the best option and best value for the ones looking for an exceptional journey.
Next week we are going to show you a comparison on costs of cruising Mass vs Luxury. Also we are going to compare the true costs of a cruise to Europe vs Land tours - with the dollar continuing to weaken, cruising is a value in Europe no matter what type of line.
Happy Cruising and get our there! It is fun, make it what you want it to be and it will be exactly that, don't over think or over work your vacations, let the experts do it for you and you just enjoy and rejuvenate as you should on vacation and cruising is the best way to do this, napping and relaxing is imperative. One last thing, call your travel agent or designer - you will be very happy you did, and your journey will be wonderful.
Michael